Bill Simmons, have we got a series for you.
After Simmons mentioned the possibility of the Hundred Club wing, this pops up. Apparently Bill has the same power to summon television programming that Mike (Trap Door->Russian Roulette), and I (I'll Eat That->The Glutton Bowl) apparently possess. His just works faster. Remember to use it for good, Bill, never for evil.

Despite the best efforts of Godwin's Law, Rik Mayall has a career.
Let's face it, this is no way to run a political ad, but more importantly, didn't you think between him and Phoebe Cates, her career would survive Drop Dead Fred? Thought so. (Incidentally, I'm pro-euro, because it's provided an upturn in question production about it.)