Vote if you haven't. I'm off to.

Time once again for "I'm sure there's a question in here." (News that almost but not quite could be used for question fodder.)
1 I just like the description of this as a giant lava lamp.
2 I always wondered in the Monty Python bookshop sketch why the expurgated version was missing the gannet. [Walks away whistling the alma mater]
3 Apparently the pinheads who do ads for PA have a British subsidiary.
4 Just when I think the ultimate extension of bad reality TV has been achieved, something like this comes along.
5 Sorry, Julie.