Back when we had fantasy XFL (yeah, I know.) there were special bonuses for oddities, like for instance if your players were ejected from a game, it was a big 20 points (naturally, the one time this came into play, I had the player on the bench...) I miss that, and so, I hope we'll consider this rule for next year, even though Mike's team (the Elko Dependents) would be the only beneficiary:

Team's home city devoured by Biblical-style plague: 100 points.

More later, I had some things written up over the weekend, only to be thwarted by a power failure.