Earlier this week, we mentioned the things you shouldn't do in a car. This would, of course, not be an improvement.

From the "without a doubt, the worst Pirate fan I've ever heard of" file:
No word on whether this required the spilling of the blood of a descendant of Will Turner... or Turner Ward.

Finally, does the appearance of this article negate all the good score in this article. (I just found this a nice pairing.)