While I would take this as automatically fraught (it's got the two key characteristics, bad things about to happen, but which bad thing?), I'm tempted not to mark it up, because I can't honestly put the statement: "Giving your celebrity baby to a gorilla" up there, and not have 20 people say "well, that was bloody obvious, Mr. Kidder. What next? Combining Cold Pizza with the NIFL?" Well, funny you should ask.

I'll note this because I accidentally caused this with my cousin, and I fully expect this to happen with me at some point.

As for this: I'm pretty sure "Billy Idol hair and possessed eyes that rotated constantly", should be on the monkeypox checklist.