I don't know whether to feel sadness or amusement, but right now Les Moonves (he of the "[my network's show] will be off the hizzle" pronouncement has to be about ready to die inside. First his sweeps plan of "The Reagans" blows up in the network's face, then its replacement, a special on Michael Jackson blows up. And today, sorry, no overbudget skank-waif for you. Awesome November sweeps there, CBS!