More ABA goodness.

Q: Your best team just quit the playoffs, what do you do? (Thanks, James)
A: Lure Oronde Gadsden into your clutches, by promising a bulk rate on teams.

And then there's this which doesn't look fraught at all. After all, in terms of impedances to the league, travel costs are way down on the list, after finding owners, keeping owners, finding arenas, keeping arenas...

(I don't know whether it's true or not, I just like the notion of someone out there who has written on their to do list: "Entice Oronde Gadsden into a costly pyramid scheme." Preferrably on a whiteboard in their office.)