From: DEK
To: Kjell Magne Bondevik, PM, Kingdom of Norway
Re: Priorities

Prime Minister,
I noticed your recent statement against IKEA, and was curious as to how this became an issue for you and the Norwegian government. After all, it falls under none of the chief industries of Norway, previously enumerated in an earlier post. After all, the art theft services industry is booming, what with today's theft of decorated cows, and good trade with IKEA can only serve to bring more artwork(mass produced though it may be) into the country. Not that I mean to interfere in Norwegian affairs, I thought it just needed saying.

Sincerely yours,
D. E. Kidder
PS- Have a Nice Day