Clearly ABC News' headline writers are busy watching the tournament.

Actual headlines on the site today:
* X Chromosome May Show Gender Differences (Ummm, duh?)
# Lucky Charms Leprechaun: 'I'm Not Irish' (This reads way too much like it should be an Onion headline.)

They also have this story, which contains one nugget that I really wish somebody had told me about at the time, namely that Letterman's Montana ranch had a bear break into it twice, and was only captured on the third time. Was this bear a stalker? Did it seek revenge for all those sketches? Can someone who watches more late night TV tell me if they ever did "Can a guy in a bear suit break into Letterman's Ranch?"