One of my favorite trash questions of all time has to hinge on the contents of this article. Riding back from a Penn Bowl, Pitt player Neal Choudhry(sp?) pondered asking a question about this guy, whether he was a real person, and Joe and I took it upon ourselves to do the research, which ended up as part of one of the old UMBC tournaments. Amazingly, I think we ended up at the same website this article's writer did.

Having had this burned into my brain far too deeply, I can only say one thing. "I HATE WISCONSIN TECHNO!!"