I'm assuming that stiffs.com will give the proper treatment of this, but I can't see how they can do better than this.
Charles Bronson (08/30)
Wish fulfillment.

S'anyway... I'm sitting here snacking on this bunch of tiny grapes that they had on special at the Shop 'n Save (50 cents for a bunch in a strawberry container). They taste fine, but I'm just marvelling at the whole size thing. The grapes are tiny, like the biggest one could fit through the hole in your housekey. It's obviously a marketing gimmick that failed, given the special price. But then again they're grapes, only smaller. If you follow the logic of the tomatoes everybody wants, then these would be grape...grapes. Hmm...marketing cannot defeat recursion, that's important to know.