Not that I actually think this will come to pass, but this must be noted for future reference on the off chance it's legit. As Mr. Tony would say: NIFLation, baby, NIFLation.


Comedy Boggle time:
How many different jokes can you make out of this article in 60 seconds? (Go read. I'll wait.)

Here's my list:
1. Q: How does one breed an ordinary rat with a muskrat? A: Start with lots of Captain and Tenille.
2. Decadent Uzbeks...
3. I just love the fact that this appears in the Politics section.
4. Great, you send Crispin Glover on a world tour and this happens.
5. How does one say "Narf!" in Kyrgyz?

Your turn.