I sometimes wish I actually could care about the NBA, if only to make my fascination with the NBA draft look normal. I even want to catch the lottery draft halftime, even if I don't watch the games. (I want huge-ass envelopes that I can hold logos in. Yes, I know how wrong that is.)

I think I'm just a draft junkie, I was trying to watch the NHL draft live on Saturday. What makes all drafts great is that moment. "Choose...NOW!...You have chosen...poorly...Baylor-san." Anyway, Bill Simmons trumped anything I was going to say on tomorrow night's NBA draft..