"Don't try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things
than you in my breakfast cereal." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

Example: this article in slashdot on Elektro the robot. I read the header, and I see the title "Sex Kittens Go to College", and my immediate thought is "Oh, yeah, Conway Twitty's in that." My second thought was "Dear God, that's the strangest connection you could ever hope to make. Historical robots to Conway Twitty via Mamie Van Doren. What is wrong with you, DEK?"