Almost out of nearly dead from the cold mode.

Found this today, I'm not so much frightened by this story of gorillas gone wild as much as I'm amazed to find that somebody actually keeps a record of Monkeys in the news. Since we know that monkeys remain comedy gold, this is perfect. Especially when they mention laser wielding monkeys.

This also got me thinking about the possibility of running a fraught ticker. Then I realized you can pretty much do this with nothing more than a google news search:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=fraught+-%22fraught+with%22

What the media dubs fraught at this hour:
Georgia and Russia
Being Arthur Miller's fiancee
Surprise parties
The Arab League, though that may be a consequence of surprise.