The Altoona Curve, the Pirates' AA affiliate have an updated website, conplete with pictures of Steamer, whom they claim is a model of the K4 Steam Engine. However, I am convinced he looks like something else. Somebody want to convince me I'm putting way too much subtext into this, and that Steamer would be a perfectly fine mascot guest for your school's drug prevention assembly?

UPDATE: If you're very, very lucky, the ad that shows up above Steamer is an ad from the PA Department of Health asking you if you need help quitting smoking. Apparently, it's not just my subtext.