I think this might actually be the mental equivalent of dropping a daisy cutter into the forest of my psyche.

Look at the talent list, it's like they purposely picked just the right mix of people that I'd be scarred for life, and all my friends would be as well, for entirely different reasons in each case.

Ben Folds
Joe Jackson
Henry Rollins
Aimee Mann
Nick Hornby
Brad Paisley
All surrounding the one.

If you'll excuse me, I'm having a "bet the Cubs" moment.