Apparently the folks at Krispy Kreme have decided to simply tell the Atkins people to suck it, and not merely figuratively. It's the donut shake, and it comes in coppertunity.

We're one step closer to mainlining sugar, and needing a lawnmower-style starter for our pancreas. Well, I guess those in committed relationships could go with a kickstarter, it's not like you could do that solo.