For the record, this is another Dwight. It's kind of like what I imagine the Hollywood pitch "It's like The Straight Story meets Dog Day Afternoon!" would end up looking like. It shouldn't be funny, but I think if pirates are the new monkeys, then tractors should be the new pirates. Maybe it's a function of being in flyoverland, but tractors are just naturally funny.

I wouldn't usually link to something like this, except that I had to marvel at the fact that Weekly World News has a directory on their website called "bizarre".