Random shopping thought, captured for your amusement.

1. "Why is there a KISS doll in the Toys for Tots? Wait, are they still making KISS dolls? Was this once a collectible? Is it in its original packaging? This is just posing more questions than it answers. I should walk away."
2. "How's the seal on this storage jar? Dear God, what is that smell? Is that the plastic sealer, or did somebody at the factory actually fart in the jar and seal it. Either way, it's a good seal to keep that in."
3. "$19.99?! Is that right? Well, normally I wouldn't consider feeding parakeets to Gracie, but at that price... Well, it is Christmas."