Apparently my reaction to the Arby's Oven Mitt may be universal. However, I'm really curious about something that nobody seems to be talking about something on their front page, namely the open recall. I even looked back through google news, but all I found was this restatement of the problem. Anybody know if this is actually because people tried to use Oven Mitt as an oven mitt? Because if that's what happened, that's like metaphysical perfection of a bad promotion.