Fark directed me to this. I wish I could say I was shocked at what politicians from my state are capable of, but I seem to be impervious to shock on this one. Short of using a hand puppet**, this has to be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a congressman resort to. I'm now hoping for an absolute blitz winter, because woke Phil early, and now he's ticked off.

**Yes, I remember Kermit testifying before Congress. This is worse.