Notes from the beginning of the end of days:

1. I still don't see a moon.
2. Nothing says apocalypse like "Here to sing God Bless America, Grammy-Winning Artist Scott Stapp."
3. Look it's Jimmy Fallon. Man, did that script get totally wrecked...
4. No, seriously, I still don't see a moon.
5. Congratulations, Red Sox fans. Now, please do not turn into the jerks we saw when the Patriots first won.
6. Okay, the moon thing is really starting to bother me. The dead are rising, the Red Sox have won, and there is no frickin' moon. And you don't see anything wrong with this?